1) We don’t believe in Hell, so you can nix the threats.
2) Saying “God Bless” doesn’t make you compassionate, especially after #1.
3) We’ve read your bible. Amateur work with serious continuity problems.
4) Don’t tell atheists we’re immoral when we comprise 0.4% of U.S. prisons. 
5) We think its cute when you point at other faiths and say, “That’s so dumb!”
6) Frightening kids with threats of eternal agony is child abuse.
7) Think of what your offering of 10% might have done elsewhere.
8) God has his divine hand on your life? Then why spend so much on insurance?
9) Putting your 50-year-old pastor in ripped jeans does not make him “edgy.”
10) Stay off our porches, out of our science books and away from politics.

That’s all for now. Thanks.