religiousragings:

O.O

Do you really have to ask?

Of course, if Doctor Who is real, the world has to worry about constant alien annihilation, but with the doctor on the job, I wouldn’t worry too much.  And if he fails (a blasphemous proposition, I admit), the worst that could happen is that we will all, like, die.

But if Christianity is real, that means that by far and away the vast majority of people alive today and throughout history will or are already burning in eternal torment, while those who do manage to make it to heaven will be spending eternity with the likes of Jerry Falwell and the dudes who used to torture people during the Spanish Inquisition.

And in one of those realities, I have a chance of eventually getting a sonic screwdriver.

So, honestly, there isn’t really a choice here, is there?

~ Steve