…after I took the ibuprofen, which God much have directed me to take since he didn’t answer my prayer.  And God must have been the one who directed all of those scientists to make the ibuprofen discovery in the first place.  And God must have created all of the ingredients that the scientists used, because God made the stars blow up so we could have the heavier elements so the ingredients could exist.  And God must have caused the rapid expansion of the universe called the Big Bang that caused the gas and formed the stars JUST so he could cure my headache today!  Isn’t God AWESOME!?